Discarded chainmail does not a dress make

Oh my eyes! Kim Kardashian, what in the helllll are you wearing? This dress is what happens when you accidentally wash chainmail** on hot and throw it in the dryer rather than air drying it. And since I'm being critical, those boots don't even go with the dress. At least match your boots. She's all Medieval Times on the top and Operation Dessert Storm on the bottom.

Kim's style as of late seems to be heavily influenced by Kanye. Lots of nudes and spandex and areolas. All of which were seen in Kanye's NY Fashion Week showing. There's nothing that makes a girl feel pretty like a nude bodysuit. Thank you, Kanye, for delivering it to the masses!!! Meanwhile, poor Kim looks tortured in her nude bodysuit, double wedgie ensemble. It looks sooooo uncomfortable. I'd love for Kanye to don that outfit, even for a few hours. He wouldn't last 15 minutes. 

**FYI: Chainmail should be washed on the gentle cycle with cool water and then left to air dry.