Friday, September 30, 2016

Kate in Kanada: Keeping it Kasual

Kate and Will continue to traipse around Western Canada. Yesterday they brought out Charlotte and George to a garden party, where Charlotte showed her royal subjects not that she is not to be messed with by beating the crap out of a balloon arch and using a dog as a bouncy chair. Princess Fisty-cuffs, for real!!! I've noticed that Kate has a certain way of picking up Charlotte so that her diapers/bloomers never show. She also is able to scootch down to talk to her kids while wearing a dress and never showing the world her royal baby maker. This is what Kate is doing when she is not in the public eye- she is in "Crotch Covering Boot Camp". Nothing the royals do is by accident.



Today Will and Kate left the kids to further terrorize their royal subjects in private while they threw on some casual attire and visited some islands off the coast of British Columbia. Is Kate wearing a braided hair headband? Is that her real hair or fake hair? Are braided hair headbands a thing...like those fake hair scrunchies people use to make themselves look like they have a big messy bun on top of their heads? So many questions.

Kate wore some green skinny jeans and a perfectly tailored blazer. Kate has some great blazers and they all fit perfectly. I'm telling you guys, her casual look far outweighs her dressier style. She nails it every time.
Finally, I just need to highlight Kate's pert little bum. I'm sorry Kate to treat you like a piece of meat, but I'm sure you work hard on that ass and it needs to be celebrated. Bum slap from me to you!!!

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