There were some new moms on the red carpet last night. Anna Chlumsky (aka "My Girl) gave birth less than 2 months ago. She chose to distract our eyes from her mom-bod with dress that looks like a tulip bulb with a tail. Anna was really damned if she did or didn't. She could have said "F it, my body just made a human" I just had a baby and worn a normal dress but be a bit lumpy and bumpy, but have the whole world talk endlessly about her lumps and bumps. Or she could have worn 14 pairs of Spanx and not be able to breath or digest food and risk infarcting her major abdominal organs for lack of blood flow. Or she could have picked this dress. I say she picked the lesser of three evils. Nonetheless, she looks happy and glowing and I bet that dress is easy to pump in...she probably has her pump stored in her train. Brilliant.
Then there's Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt who clearly gave birth about 1 month ago and I am pretty sure she gave birth to a penny because man, she is tiny. See, women can't win they are either too fat or too skinny after having a baby. Let's face it, Ellie Kemper is the cutest thing ever. She's also glowing- look at that smile. Her baby penny is fortunate to have such a sweet, funny mother.
Then there's Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt who clearly gave birth about 1 month ago and I am pretty sure she gave birth to a penny because man, she is tiny. See, women can't win they are either too fat or too skinny after having a baby. Let's face it, Ellie Kemper is the cutest thing ever. She's also glowing- look at that smile. Her baby penny is fortunate to have such a sweet, funny mother.
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