In a world filled with girls dressing like hos for Halloween, who will save us from looking at celebrities dressed like uninspired skanks??? BEYONCE!!! Of course she will.
Beyonce wins Halloween this year for lots of reasons:
1. She dressed like Black Barbie, complete with a box
2a. She forced Jay-Z to dress like Black Ken and he obliged b. after Lemonade, I think Jay-Z has a lot of making up to do, so this was probably part of that).
3. She also dressed like Salt and Peppa with Blue and her mother. Amazing
4. She dressed Jay-Z up like Dwayne Wayne from A Different World (or maybe he came up with it himself
5. She has clean enough floors that it's not gross that her kid is eating off of hers.
6. Her ass looks good in red spandex
Beyonce wins Halloween this year for lots of reasons:
1. She dressed like Black Barbie, complete with a box
2a. She forced Jay-Z to dress like Black Ken and he obliged b. after Lemonade, I think Jay-Z has a lot of making up to do, so this was probably part of that).
3. She also dressed like Salt and Peppa with Blue and her mother. Amazing
4. She dressed Jay-Z up like Dwayne Wayne from A Different World (or maybe he came up with it himself
5. She has clean enough floors that it's not gross that her kid is eating off of hers.
6. Her ass looks good in red spandex
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