Well folks, there are a lot of Duggars and they seem to be getting married at a frenzied pace, because crazy, sexist, backwoods, religions zealots don't make themselves. Nope, you are either kidnapped or born into the Duggar's religion.
Jinger Duggar got married to that dopey looking guy in the photo to the left this past week. She is now in Australia on her honeymoon getting her down under kangaroo'd if you catch my drift. Look at her goddamn hair. That is some serious sex mat going on. She's so high on love that she didn't even bother to brush it. Why bother, her newly de-virginized husband who is at his sexual peak is just going to mess it up again.
Because the Duggars think we care (we do), Jinger and Dopey sent us a video telling us how much fun (read: sex) they are having and to thank fans for their well wishes.
Let's talk a second about the Duggars shall we? First off, Jinger has the worst name. She is the 4th Duggar daughter and I know this without even having to look it up and that makes me feel a lot of self hatred and loathing. What's important about being the 4th daughter is that there were still a TON of J names left from which to choose. Her older sisters are Jana, Jill, and Jessa...again, I didn't have to look that up...sad face. But instead they chose Jinger. Even Ginger is bad (sorry to any Gingers reading this, you are probably lovely on the inside and out), but with a J, that is just unforgivable.
Second, is that for people who don't really work, they sure are going on an expensive honeymoon. Jeremy (Dopey's real name) used to play professional soccer, but was released in 2014. He has been a pastor since. Jinger's main job is organizing the clothes for the rest of her family when they go on vacation, a job she inherited from Jessa when she got married. It pays exactly zero dollars per hour. So maybe JimBob is financing this. Or maybe they are using the monetary gifts from the 1000 people they invited to their wedding to help fund their trip. Poor Jill only got to go to North Carolina for her honeymoon, while Jessa went to Paris. I suspect that they are trying to pay Jinger back for giving her such a shitty name.
Because the Duggars think we care (we do), Jinger and Dopey sent us a video telling us how much fun (read: sex) they are having and to thank fans for their well wishes.
Let's talk a second about the Duggars shall we? First off, Jinger has the worst name. She is the 4th Duggar daughter and I know this without even having to look it up and that makes me feel a lot of self hatred and loathing. What's important about being the 4th daughter is that there were still a TON of J names left from which to choose. Her older sisters are Jana, Jill, and Jessa...again, I didn't have to look that up...sad face. But instead they chose Jinger. Even Ginger is bad (sorry to any Gingers reading this, you are probably lovely on the inside and out), but with a J, that is just unforgivable.
Second, is that for people who don't really work, they sure are going on an expensive honeymoon. Jeremy (Dopey's real name) used to play professional soccer, but was released in 2014. He has been a pastor since. Jinger's main job is organizing the clothes for the rest of her family when they go on vacation, a job she inherited from Jessa when she got married. It pays exactly zero dollars per hour. So maybe JimBob is financing this. Or maybe they are using the monetary gifts from the 1000 people they invited to their wedding to help fund their trip. Poor Jill only got to go to North Carolina for her honeymoon, while Jessa went to Paris. I suspect that they are trying to pay Jinger back for giving her such a shitty name.
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