Friday, November 4, 2016

Harry has a new girlfriend and it's not you...

...sadface. Sorry ladies, Hot Harry is spoken for and she's American, which means...it could have been you. You totally had a chance, because it seems as though Harry has a thing for us Yanks.
Here she is at Wimbledon...


and here she is at some other outing where her picture was taken...
She's cute, right? And sorta looks like Pippa. Which means, Harry has the hots for Pippa, but since it's weird to date your sister-in-law's sister, he just found a girl who looked like her and presto...everyone wins!! The new girlfriend's name is Meghan Markle, but Harry just calls her Pipps, because that's a cute little term of endearment that the Brits use ALL the time and has nothing to do with his crush on a certain Middleton sister. Anyhoo, Pippa Jr is an actress in a show you've never seen called Suits. She lives in Toronto and the two lovebirds have been secretly visiting each other for months. She was at Wimbledon in July which means they were totally doing sexay times back then, obvi. She apparently spent his birthday weekend with him in Balmoral in September. Her half sister is already giving interviews saying that she is "narcissistic and selfish"...of course she is, she's an actress. I can't wait to see how she fits into the royal family!!!

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