Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Oh Burrrrnnnnn


A photo posted by Erin Foster (@erinfoster) on
Ugh, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show filmed today and all the beautiful, lithe Angel's took one plane to Paris to film the Earth's most unimportant fashion show. Honestly- does anyone buy the underwear that they model? It looks impossible to even put on- so many straps, studs, diamonds, feathers. I'm morally opposed to underwear lines, so none of their looks would work for me anyway.

It would be great to travel on that plane with all of those models- think of all the extra food there'd be. I'm always panicked on planes that there won't be any snacks left for me when the food cart comes through, because I always end up sitting in the back of the plane. Those models would be so preoccupied with taking selfies of themselves and sucking on ice cubes for sustenance, that I'd get ALL the snacks. Everyone wins!!!

Erin Foster, who is a semi-famous daughter of David Foster (ie, Yolanda's ex husband and Gigi and Bella Hadid's former step father) posted the above photo with the hilarious caption of "Raise your hand if you've told Leo you are on the pill" on Instagram. Oh Leo, you are an old man and a whore...and apparently now you are also a punchline to a joke.

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