Canada's worst export, Nickelback (with Justin Bieber, Avril Lavigne, and Sarah McLachlan's sad ASPCA commercials coming in as the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th worst) are now being used as torture for drunk driving in a Canadian town. First Canada tried to send this awful group to the US and when we rejected them, they had no choice but to use their music to torment criminals.
The town of Kennsington, Prince Edward Island is so sick and tired of drunk drivers that they posted on their facebook page that it's time to get serious and crack down on the practice. Cops posted that not only will you get a hefty fine, a criminal record, and lose your license for a year, they will also force you to listen to Nickelback on the way to the clink. Something tells me that the government of Canada gives out free copies of Nickelback albums to all of the police departments to use against their criminals. What else will they do with all the unsold albums?
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