Friday, September 29, 2017

Welcome Back, Barry


Embed from Getty Images After weeks and months of hiding (aka vacationing), Barry O has finally come out from under his hole to grace us with his presence, just when we needed it most. It's been a rough few months under the rule of the evil Pumpkin McTweetsalot. It's nice to see Barry's smiling mug to remind us that there was a time when we weren't governed by an incompetent white supremacist. Remember that, guys? Those were the days. He makes it all the sweeter by hanging out with my favorite ginge, Hot Prince Harry. Just throw in Oprah and Beyonce into this picture and my happy little heart would just EXPLODE!!!
Embed from Getty Images In addition to hanging out with Harry, Barry O was also hanging out with some former presidents- Billy Clinton and George Bush II. Remember when we all hated George Bush II and thought he was the WOOOORRRRSSSTTT. Boy were we wrong!! He may have been a puppet controlled by Dick Cheney, but he actually had a soul...and didn't have a Twitter account. Look at these three guys together. Can you just imagine what they talk about! But for real though...can they just have a reality show? Three ex-presidents on a road trip across the country. Bill would pick up the ladies, Barry would hang with all the hip millennials, and George II would be the weird, old uncle saying awkward things while trying to be cool. It would be a ratings hit! Make it happen, tv producers!!!

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