Thursday, March 16, 2017

Dad in Da Club



Prince William took his large, balding dad bod and his best dad sweater out to the club in Verbier, Switzerland and he showed us all his moves. And by "all" I mean his two moves of putting his arms up in the air like just don't care and then pointing to all of his subjects. Big Willie was in Switzerland skiing and having a grand old time while the rest of his family worked and his wife took care of his kids. Wow, you guys, being a prince who doesn't really work yet is still filthy rich and privileged is sooooo hard.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Best Best Friends



I love best girl friends. Busy Phillips and Michelle Williams epitomize besties. They've been friends since they met on the set of Dawson's Creek and Busy is always Michelle's plus-one to awards ceremonies. Michelle seems very shy and pensive. I'm sure she's been accused of being a bitch more than once only because of her quiet, introverted nature. Busy on the other hand is bubbly and outgoing. I follow her on Instagram and she is hilarious and very down to Earth. Based on Busy's Insta-stories, she seems to bring out the silly in Michelle. They are really cute together and I bet having your bestie with you at a long, boring awards ceremony makes it much more tolerable! I love, love, love Busy's dress. Until I found pictures for this post, I thought it was black and wasn't that excited about it, but holy crap, it's green. I love a green dress. LOVE. I love this one and would put it right up there in my top 3 dresses of the night. I'm not that in love with Michelle's- it's pretty boring and safe. I'd love to see her in more color. Imagine her in a deep purple and berry lip. Yes!

 If you follow any one celebrity on Instagram, it should be her. Her instastories are phenomenal.

Worst fitting dress



Giuliana Ranic looked awful last night. She's hit or miss on the red capet, but lately she's been more miss than hit. Her dress last night was the worst I've seen in a long time. There is so much wrong with it. The color is horrible with her hair and skin tone. The dress has cut outs, but they are lined with that horrible, nude pantyhose material that ice skaters use. It's bunching and looks awful. Finally, the dress does not fit her properly, it's too big. There appears to be extra material around her waist. Just not good all around. Her makeup and hair looked really bad. The nude lip with that dress is not good- too pale and anemic. I like Giuliana, she seems like a lovely, fun person, but this look is not lovely or fun, it's just sad.

Best pose



Taraji P Henson, that girl can POSE! Look at her working the red carpet, she's fierce. She's my favorite at awards shows because she is a shameless super poser and it's fabulous. I love the pic with hand on her shoulder. She is giving all of her accessories their moment in the spotlight. Love her. I love this classic, dark blue velvet dress on her. I bet it was really pretty in person, because the blue only shows in certain lights in photos. In my opinion, there wasn't enough colorful on the red carpet. I'm glad she brought some sass to the party! Hidden Figures was the only non-animated movie I saw that was nominated. It was brilliant and she was so great in it...all the actresses were, hell even Kevin Costner was great! I can't recommend it enough.

Oh Canada

We interrupt this Oscar coverage to give you late breaking photos of Justin Trudeau's butt. Seriously though, is there any thing this man cannot do? He has a hot wife, he is adored by all heads of state who meet him, he's good at his job, he even helps people in wheelchairs down broken metro escalators. Honestly, he's perfect and I just want to smack his ass.


Father-Daughter Dance



Mel Gibson brought his baby mama out on the town last night. I'm wondering how many times she was mistaken for his daughter? I bet every time she was he said "Does a father do this?!?!?!" And then deep throat kissed her, because he's an old, disgusting dirt bag and that's what ODDB's do.

Hobo in a tux



Have you ever heard of the charity "Hobos for Humanity"? Every year they go down to the train tracks and find a Hobo. They then take this hobo to a hotel, clean him up a bit, put him in a tux and bring him to the Oscars. This year they even let the hobo hold an Oscar. This is a great organazization, doing great work.

Best Old Hollywood



Emma Stone was a shoe-in to win the Oscar. Prego Natalie Portman just gave up and didn't even bother attending the ceremony (or she had a baby and couldn't come, but that's a lame excuse because everyone LOVES a newborn at an awards ceremony). She dressed the part in a gold gown. She looks gorgeous. Her makeup and hair are so glamorous and very old Hollywood. Her lip color is perfection. I like the movement of the dress and the fit makes her look curvy. While this dress didn't blow my mind and it's a little safe, I do still think she looks so, so beautiful!! I love Emma Stone!

Best Dressed


We are going to be in a fight, because I'm sure Janelle Monae is on a lot of worst dress lists, but I'm gonna go ahead and make her my best dressed. Why? Because Janelle shows up. She always goes all out on her red carpet looks- head to toe. This dress is exquisite. It's so unique. The beading is amazing- look there are birds all over. I love a bird on a dress. I'm all in on this dress 100% and the more I look at it, the more I love it. She looks like a modern day Marie Antoinette and she knows it. She's wearing a little crown just to let us know that she's royalty. All Hail Queen Janelle!!!!

Worst dressed



What in the living hell is this? I don't understand Dakota Johnson. I don't understand how she is a famous actress or how she is in a sexy movie having all the crazy sexy times. She seems like she barely has a pulse. She looks like she chronically needs a blood transfusion. She is so bland and monotone. This whole ensemble just pushes me over the edge in my WTF with Dakota Johnson. That dress is hideous. Her hair looks like she used mayonnaise as a hair treatment and didn't wash it out entirely and then just pulled it out of her face with a clip. Her face looks like she was just bitten by a vampire and then immediately given a tranquilizer. Who did this to her? I want names!!

Best Bridesmaid


It is not an honor to be the best bridesmaid. Nobody wants to be the best bridesmaid at the wedding. They want to be the bride. Or the drunk girl in a cute dress of her own choosing who is scoring all the guys. Hailee is 20 years old. She should be wearing younger, cuter, funkier dresses. Remember the ugly lavender dress she wore to the Golden Globes? This is on par with that in terms of ugly and old. Who are the people giving her these dresses? Who are the people looking at her saying "yes, this is the ONE"? Those myopic bastards should be banished from her inner circle henceforth.

Best Red



I love Viola Davis in everything. She loves color and I love her in all the colors. She can really wear anything and never seems to play it too safe. Red can be tricky with the red carpet and this dress did blend a bit with the carpet and background. Off the carpet, though, it's spectacularly simple. I love the shoulders and neckline and it fits her perfectly. Her hair and makeup are gorgeous. She's also one of my best dressed of the night!!
Love her after party look with the gold kicks and white suit. She's perfection!!!

Princess dress gone bad


Booooooo! This dress really checks all the boxes for what not to wear to the Oscars- Wrinkly taffetta, color that clashes with your skin tone and hair, bow on the boobs, giant ballooning ballgown. I love Leslie Mann so I forgive her, but she really failed with the dress this year. Usually her dresses are fabulous. She didn't even redeem herself with her after party dress. Super bummer.

Weirdest shaped pubic hair

Actress that I've never heard of Blanca Blanco decided that she wanted to world to get to know her a little more intimately so she flashed her perfectly squared pubic hair for all to see. That's an impressive grooming job...oh wait...that's not pubic hair...let me correct myself...she flashed her labia for all the world to see. Seriously though, that's embarrassing. Those high slit dresses are getting higher and higher each year. Blanco probably thought that we'd be too distracted by her ugly shoes, ill fitting belt, and giant sleeves to notice her genitalia, she was wrong. Better luck next year.

Best Boobs



Hey Girl, my sister has an amazing rack and so do you. Thanks Ryan, yes she does and yes I do too.

Worst use of butterflies



Really Kelly Ripa? Really? You are a famous person with access to any designer, you are a perfect sample size, you can wear anything and this is what you choose? This? A goddamn dress adorned with butterflies? Well, it's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself. At least you were smart enough to remove that monstrosity for the after parties so that you could maintain some level of credibility amongst your peers. Those pants fit like a glove.

Most Improved Worst Bangs



You guys, I'm going to make a lot of enemies here. I need to tell the universe that I don't like Justin Timberlake. He's a good performer, but beyond that, he's just so painful. He's all about Justin Timberlake. Remember that time he was on the cover of people for his wedding pictures and it was him jumping in the air seeming to Karate kick his new bride who was hovering in the corner? Well I do. He's smug and annoying. Ok, I've gotten that off my chest.

On to Biel. Jessica is gorgeous. Her face is exquisite. Her body is banging. Her Bangs are not banging. They hid her beauty and make her look tired and worn. When her hair is off her face she looks so much better. She needs a shoulder length, choppy/wavy lob without bangs. That's my wish for Jessica Biel. Fortunately, her hairdresser was able to slick her bangs out of her face and glue them down on the side of her head. For anyone who has ever had bangs, this is no easy feat, so I commend the hair wizard for making this work. I'm 100% in love with her dress and I'd say it is one of my favorite of the night. It's unique, fits her perfectly, and I love the neckline.

And look at the fun, capey number she wore to the after parties. LOVE IT!!!! I want just one of her abs. Just one. Is that too much to ask?

Best Plus One


Denzel Washington and his wife are so precious together. I love her whole look- the red lip, the hair, the dress. She looks comfortable, confidant, and in love. Usually red dresses and red carpets clash or blend in together, but she seemed to transcend the red carpet and her famous husband and stand out on her own. Lovely.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Best Oscar Hair



Out of nowhere comes Halle Berry, FTW!! We haven't seen or heard much from Halle professionally these past few years. But here she is, sitting in the front row with an unremarkable dress but an amazing head of hair. It's delicious. I want to take a nap in those soft, pillowy curls. She looks amazing. Her birth certificate tells me she's 50, but her face says she's 30, and my face tells Halle's face that it thinks it is beautiful.

Most Irridescent



Nicole Kidman had quite a night. She had the best lipstick of the night. She showed up with a short man moppet with horrible highlights. She showed the world that she lacks the ability to clap her hands. And she won the award for being the most irridescent human on earth and was able to find a dress that matched her skin perfectly. A job well done!!!

OSCARS 2017


Hello PopCrushers. Sorry for the late update, but someone has to make sure that all the sick people in Central Vermont stay alive and tonight that person is me. So I didn't actually watch the Oscars live..but it doesn't really matter because the actual ceremony is really boring. I watched the important parts- like when Dick Tracy ruined the lives of the entire cast of LaLa Land. At the end of the day, it's not about who wins and loses, it's about how ugly or pretty your dress was. So let's get on with it shall we. There will be lots of posts- Enjoy!!

Sunday, February 12, 2017


SNL has been killing it lately. Everyday the White House and Congress just pour out material for them to satirize. Sadly, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, but what SNL does with the material is genius. I love this sketch. I love that SNL is hitting a particular narcissist right where it hurts- in his little sexist ego. A job well done!!!

Meanwhile at the BAFTAS...


Will and Kate!!! There was speculation as to whether or not these two were going to show. Will is the President of the BAFTA and has skipped out on the awards the last two years. There were reports that Will didn't want Kate to come as to not "show up" any of the stars. Kate doesn't seem to grasp or accept that she IS the star. Her presence brings attention to the awards and makes them that much more special and sparkly. You'd think, as the president of the BAFTA, you would want as much acclaim and free press for your awards as possible.

Kate wore an Alexander McQueen from the Spring/Summer 2016 Resort Collection. The dress fits her like a glove and man, her body is tight. #bicepgoals. I like the dress, its different for her. Her makeup looks good. I'd love to see her with a bolder lip, but I'm not mad at her eye look, especially since she did not go heavy on the lower lid for once. That hair though. Just no. She needs a new hair stylist....one that doesn't use a bump-it.

The Queen Forgives


Beyonce just performed on the Grammy Awards. My friend, Devon, just texted me and asked me, "Is Beyonce supposed to be Jesus @ the last supper??" Yes, of course she is.

Beyonce is the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Beyonce is the Queen
Beyonce distracted us from the shit show in Washington DC for a solid 24 hours.

As a lover and scholar of Beyonce's Lemonade, her song choices tonight were no mistake. She chose 2 slow songs most likely to avoid high impact dancing. Her boobs likely petitioned for the slow songs as they were not interested in being harnessed by 2 sports bras! Lemonade focuses on Beyonce being wronged (ie- Jay Z cheating on her with Becky with the Good Hair). It has several chapters of her healing- denial, anger, sadness, freedom, forgiveness, hope, rebirth. Beyonce has clearly forgiven her philandering husband. She pregnant with his babies. She chose those songs to let the world know that they are all right. We can all move on now, because Beyonce has.


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Hello From the Other Side!


Hello, how are you? I've been wondering if after all these weeks you'd like to meet? I've been working, shoveling, skiing, marching, candy crushing, not blogging. Hello from the other side...

Sorry, guys. January wrapped me in a blanket of darkness and laziness and obsessiveness with Trumpness and I couldn't get out of my own way to care much about pop culture when I was so distracted by the news. Dan Rather has become the most compelling part of my day...DAN RATHER, GAAAAAHHHH!!

Tonight is the Grammy Awards. Next week is the Oscars. I will have a TON of posts next Sunday for Oscar Fashion. The Grammys are less fashionable and much more D-list. There are a lot of bottom of the barrelers who show up on the red carpet for the Grammys, I love it. Adele opened the show and of course, she's exquisite. Her performance dress was gorgeous- she looked like a rare fish with beautiful scales. Her green dress on the red carpet was also gorge. Not my favorite thing she's worn, but I like her in color and it's so interesting and detailed. Superb!!

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Ben Affleck has seen better days...

Ben Affleck was seen out and about last week with a mystery blond and everyone got excited that she was his new lady friend. She wasn't. Nope, she was his  detox nurse/sober companion. She owns a concierge at home detox business. I hope she gets paid well, because nothing is worse than people who are going thru detox. They may suck as drunks, but trust me, they suck worse when they are in drug and alcohol withdrawl. Beyond that, now she has to baby sit him and make sure he doesn't put anything toxic in his mouth. Worst.job.ever.






Now that we've talked about Ben's sobriety or non-sobriety, jury is still out, let's talk about his face. It looks bad. He has clearly had some work done on his eyes and has also had way too much botox. His face is way too tight. His eyes are pulled so tight, I wonder if he can even close them. He's gonna start to look like Kenny Rogers soon if he doesn't quit his current plastic surgeon.

Is Amal with Child(ren)?



Amal Clooney is a super-female. She's beautiful, smart, stylish, svelt, successful and married to a movie star. If that's not enough, now Amal is reportedly growing not one but two babies in her womb. Of course she is. Can't she just be average, just this once? Nope, she has to show us all that her tiny uterus can nourish two fetuses. Of course, this has not been confirmed by the Clooney-Amal camp, but she has reportedly been spotted in fertility clinics in both New York and London and she was noted to be drinking only water at the event at which the above photo was taken...drinking water at parties is the universal sign of being pregnant by the way. Wearing a busy, lose fitting dress is as well. Based on these photos, it looks s though even the notion of having children has instantly aged George 5-10 years, homeboy is looking rough.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Best Dressed


I couldn't decide on just one best dressed this year. I either really hated the dresses or liked them equally. Nobody stood out the most as being the top of the heap.
I love Sarah Paulson. This dress didn't really stand out to me when I was looking at red carpet pictures, but when Sarah won and was moving in the dress, I really loved it. My favorite part is the golden zebra pattern. It's really distinct. I love the boatneck cut and then open back. I don't love Sarah's styling and I think it brings down the overall look. I could do without the center part and she needs a brighter lip.
Are we in a fight that I like this curtain dress? I'm sorta in a fight with myself about it. It looks like curtains and it has a bow...two things I am against. Let me clarify, I have nothing against curtains themselves, but I generally dislike dresses that look like curtains. Despite this dressing standing for everything I'm against, I love it. I love how it flows and how it moved on stage. I love the colors. I like the lightness of it. It's just pretty to my eyes. I could love it more if it didn't have the bow and had a sash or something different at the waist, but I can forgive.
I think if someone forced me to pick one person as my best dressed, I'd pick Emma Stone. I just love her so much and her overall look tonight was perfection. She looked like a she had a different light shining on her- like she was kissed by the angels all night long. She looks so ethereal. The dress itself was not a total grand slam, but it was pretty. I loved the stars. Her makeup was beautiful and hair, while it would have driven me nuts and been a mess by the end of the night, fit the look well. Emma always has interesting choices in fashion and I'm excited about future looks from her!

Best Metallic



Naomie Harris is so beautiful. I love this dress. I love the metallic color but also love the texture and rigidity of it. Her hair and simple styling is also stunning. A+

Christ


What in the ever living hell has happened to Sylvester Stallone's face? He presented the final award tonight and his face was legit orange. The shade of orange does was much brighter on my TV than in the above photo. Everyone looked really orange tonight, so much that I actually adjusted my television picture, because I thought my tv was playing games with me. Sly was the orangest of them all. He looks like an over-botoxed Oompah loompah with hair plugs. I'm going to wager a bet that is not the intended look he is going for.

Most Improved Hair


The last time we saw John Travolta and Kelly Preston at an awards show (see below), he looked like a wax figure of John Travolta and she looked like a wax figure of Marie Osmond. I'm happy to say that they have turned things around at their at home wax studio so they now look like real live human versions of themselves!!!

Best Pregnant Woman at an Awards Show


Being pregnant at an awards show can't be easy. For one, you can't drink, so that blows, because it's a long show and the only think that will make it more interesting is booze (or reading this blog). Secondly, there are not a lot of gowns out there made for girls with any sort of projection from her abdomen. Actresses don't have guts. The only good part about being prego in a gown is that you don't have to wear spanx. That's probably the only perk. Natalie Portman must love being pregnant at awards shows, because she seems to time her award winning performances with her egg fertilizing. Maybe fetuses just bring her good luck, because she was pregnant when she won her last Oscar. I'm really loving Natalie's whole look tonight. She was nominated for playing Jackie Kennedy and she really nailed the 60's vibe with her yellow dress and half up hair-do. I love the beaded details on the bottom of her dress and sleeves. Overall, she nailed it with this one!

Worst Hightlights


Why, Keith Urban?!?! Why does a man living in 2017 continue to flat iron and highlight his hair? Just because the lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls does it, does not mean it's ok. It's not. It's not ok to follow the lead of anyone who names his band "Goo Goo Dolls".

And while we are on the subject of things I don't like, I will mention that I don't like Nicole's dress. It wouldn't be as awful without the puffy, bejeweled sleeves, but there they are and they are really dragging down that dress and distracting away from the cool beading.

Worst Beard

What's going on with Chris Pine's beard? Why is it growing up his face? I don't know much about beard management as I have never successfully grown one, but I do know when a beard looks bad and his does. I must say that I'm used to seeing Chris as Prince or leading man, so I wasn't expecting those gray whiskers on top of the extra sideburns or reverse muttons or cheekfur whatevs you call it. It looks bad and needs to be shaved. The end.

Best Plus One



Busy Phillips should be my best friend. I think she'd like me. I'm already HER friend because I follow her on Instagram and she talks to me every night on her Insta-stories. And we are friends because I have a whole room with just pictures of her, and newspaper clippings about her, and one black and white tv that just shows clips of her acting over and over again. That's not weird at all, is it? Anyway, for real though, she seems like a fun chick. She's real-life best friends with Michelle Williams who always brings Busy with her to award shows. I'm not a huge fan of Michelle's doily dress this year (she looks like a little lamb with a black bow around it's neck), but I love Busy's dress. I always love a pretty print. The cut of her dress is flattering, love the colors, and the pop with the yellow clutch. It's a big win for me!

Best Dressed Mane



I love Janelle Monae's style. She's always 100% unique and interesting. She always makes me want to look closer, to inspect the details and the thought that she's put into what she's wearing. I never glace over anything Janelle wears. Her dress is cute, but what I love is her hair. The rhinestones and the beehive. It could be really tacky, but it's not. It's gorgeous.

Worst Dumbing Down of a Female...and worst dress



Sofia Vergara's dress is a nightmare. It's definitely the worst of the night. It is so busy with the lace and the sheer and the shoulder cut outs and the sternum cutout (is that a fashion term?) and the boobs and the sequins. It gave me a migraine. The dress is anti-pretty. To add insult to injury, Sofia presented an award and was written to sound like a total idiot. Because Sofia is voluptuous and has a Mexican accent she must be dumb, right? She can't speak English let alone read it. She's too pretty to be smart. Clearly this is her schtick. This is the character she plays on tv. But why does it have to overflow into real life? Why does her wit have to be at the expense of her intelligence? I expressed my disgust at how such a beautiful woman was always written to be so dumb. My husband reminded me that she may be in on the joke and laughing all the way to the bank. I'm not sure if we are laughing at her or with her, but I'm definitely laughing at her joke of a dress.

Best Mermaid Pillow Dress



I love this dress. I love the simplicity of the white with the uniqueness of the bronze sequins. Bronze is the metal color of 2017, just in case you were wondering. It's also why Moscow Mules are the cocktail of 2017. Ask anyone. Ok, back to the dress. The sequins remind me of everyone's favorite Christmas present (no not a hatchimal)...a mermaid pillow.

Best Heidi Klum



Heidi Klum's dress is ok. It's geometric and fun. It's not hurting anyone. She gets a special honorary award for being the best Heidi Klum in years. Heidi used to wear show-stoppers. Then something happened. Was it when Project Runway moved from Bravo to Lifetime? Did Tim Gunn stop giving her free fashion advice? Whatever it was, her style took a downward spiral. This dress isn't perfect, but it's much better. I'm just happy to see her in a dress that's not a trainwreck.

Worst Yellow



We've gone from vibrant Viola Davis in her vivid yellow to dead-eyed Emily Ratajowski (why didn't she change her last name?!?!) in her saggy, sad yellow dress. Emily is in her 20's and has never had a baby. Her boobs should not appear at her waist. Lift those suckers up! It's not clear to me why Emily keeps getting invited to award shows. Is she an actress? I only know her as the girl from the Blurred Lines video. This dress is ugly, it's ill fitting, the color is not pretty or flattering. I have nothing more to say, Emily, please take your things a leave.

Best Yellow



There were a ton of yellow dresses on the red carpet tonight. Some were good, some were bad. I'll post my worst later. But let's focus on the best of the yellows- Viola Davis. Oh, what a vision!!! The sparkle, the vibrant yellow, the simplicity of the cut! Her skin is radiant and the bright yellow against her dark skin is so beautiful. Viola is a powerful actress and she's wearing a powerful dress!

Worst depiction of genitalia on a ball gown



Hmmmm, how do I say this nicely? My first impression of the top of Carrie Underwood's dress is "wrinkly asymmetrical labia with venereal disease". Google it, I promise that Carrie's dress will be one of the first images that comes up. On second thought, no, don't Google it. I promise you that you will never unsee what comes up on the search. Carrie hates this dress too, look at her face.

Best Dressed Man



I love Donald Glover. He's smart and funny and well dressed. We don't see Chocolate tuxedos or suits much these days, which is a good thing, because most couldn't pull it off. BUT when it's a chocolate, VELVET, tuxedo worn in a sea of black and white tuxedos the man wearing it will be the best dressed man. Bravo.

Oldie Hawn



I've always thought that Goldie Hawn was ageless. I was wrong. Even if you name your daughter, Goldie, and she keeps the same gold mop of hair well into her 70s, she will still get old. Her husband, named Kurt, will not age at all. The lesson here: People named Kurt do not age. People named Goldie do, but don't accept it. They may even consider trying to eat small children in their never ending quest to appear youthful.

Disco Queen



Drew Barrymore looks like she came directly to the Golden Globes after having just crawled out from under a banquette at Studio 54, where she'd been passed out since 1981. Maybe that was the look she was going for. If so...NAILED IT!

Curvy Blake



Blake Lively had a baby not that long ago. She looks phenomenal. She should stop dieting now, because she's curvy and beautiful. She looks better than any of us who have not had babies in the past 6-12 months. Here is my observation about Blake on the red carpet...Blake's dress tells me that she is not at her goal weight and isn't excited about it. First it's black. Second, it has those gold pockets so she can rest her hands on her hips, which is a very slimming pose. Her hands were stuck in that position on the red carpet. I dare you to find a photo of her posing without her hands on her hips. I think she looks gorgeous, you think she does too. I'm not sure that she does.

Um...No...



Sarah Jessica Parker once played Annie on Broadway and now it looks like she's auditioning to play Heidi in "Heidi of the Alps Get's Married". But the problem is that SJP is 51 years old and I hate to say this, but her face looks 50, her decolletage looks 50, but her hair and her dress are trying hard to be a millenial from Switzerland and it's just really confusing.

Priyanka's Golden Globes



OK this is my 3rd post of the night and I've already referred to boobs as Golden Globes twice. Feminism is alive in my living room right now. But for real though. Priyanka's breasts are perfect, her face is perfect, her dress is perfect. Have you heard her accent? It's perfect too. I can't stop crushing on her.

Who is that?!



Brie Larson won everything last year. Then she fell off the face of the Earth. She's back at this year's Golden Globes as a presenter and I didn't recognize her at all. My exact thought when I saw her picture was "Who the F is that?" She got a new face since we last saw her...or just some new eyeliner and lipstick...or a new face. I like her dress, but I'm too distracted by her new face to really pay much attention.

My Globes are Golden


Award season has officially begun...er, well, it officially began at the Critic's Choice awards in December, but nobody was really paying attention back then. So now, we will unofficially officially start award season, which I love. Golden Globes are always my favorite, because there's a lot of booze and there's a nice mix of TV and movies. People are drunk, hungry, and ready to party.

I will be posting all night tonight- reactions about the awards, dresses, speeches, etc. Keep refreshing or coming back, there's going to be a ton of posts tonight.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Shit Happens

OH HELL TO THE NO, MARIAH!!!
The Queen of Christmas, Mariah Carey, needs more money. Her holiday cash cow has come and gone and that yacht isn't going to pay for itself. So what's a girl to do? Infiltrate the next holiday, of course. But the Fat Baby of New Years was having none of that shit. Homegirl stole Christmas from Santa, but she sure as hell wasn't going to steal a night of overhyped drunken debauchery from him.

So Fat Baby had no choice but to sabotage Mariah's Times Square performance by messing with her ear piece so she couldn't hear the lyrics of the songs to which she planned to lip sync. He'd get her good. She'll look like a blubbering idiot and she'll never touch New Years Eve again.


The problem is that even though Mariah's performance was a bigger bomb than Hillary in November (too soon?), Mariah herself has prevailed. Everyone is talking about her. She's the most famous person of 2017 so far. She collected her fat check and walked away back to her fabulous yacht. And then she had the insight to post an gif to twitter that trolled us all. She gives zero shits! Bravo, Mariah!!! I hereby declare you the Queen of New Years!! Watch your back Cupid...you are no match for her sexy lingerie and remake of "My Endless Love"