Emma Stone's publicist called her this afternoon to see if she was ready for the Oscars yet and Emma was like "Say What?!? I thought they were next weekend!!" So she ran into her closet and grabbed the first thing she could find and rushed out the door to a waiting limo. That's the only explanation for why Emma is wearing this ugly sateen blazer and black pants. The next plausible explanation is that Emma just gives zero shites about the Oscars and didn't want to be there. This outfit speaks loudly to that hypothesis.
Sunday, March 4, 2018
Not Even Trying
Emma Stone's publicist called her this afternoon to see if she was ready for the Oscars yet and Emma was like "Say What?!? I thought they were next weekend!!" So she ran into her closet and grabbed the first thing she could find and rushed out the door to a waiting limo. That's the only explanation for why Emma is wearing this ugly sateen blazer and black pants. The next plausible explanation is that Emma just gives zero shites about the Oscars and didn't want to be there. This outfit speaks loudly to that hypothesis.
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