Sunday, March 4, 2018

Worst attempt at trying


Embed from Getty Images Remember in the 90s and 00's when Matthew McConaughey was hot. Well, I'm sorry to break it to you ladies but he's not anymore. He's a sketchy spokesperson for Lincolns now. He's gone from getting arrested for playing bongos naked to trying to make Lincolns cool (they're not). Matthew is in such dire straights he couldn't even be bothered to shower or shave for the ceremonies tonight.

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