Best Use of a Land's End Bathing Suit

Embed from Getty Images When you have kids you suddenly have breasts that want to kiss your navel and it takes a special kind of NASA engineering to hoist those suckers back where they originated. Land's End has the market cornered in "Middle Class Summertime Breast Hoisting". One of the tricks Land's End employs is a criss-cross rouching across the chest...just like Rachel Brosnanhan's dress...except she has perky nulliparous breasts. So I'm going to assume that she is paying homage to all the middle class breast owners who watch her show and make it successful. We see you, Rachel...we see you!!!