Sunday, January 6, 2019

Bottom of the D-List


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Whelp, I'm gonna start on a snarky level tonight for good old times. I have all night for positivity.

When you're a D-list celebrity, you get the dregs of the dress pickings. What happens when you are on the bottom of the D-list and married to a retired and already forgotten about NFL quarterback? You get the dregs of the dress and the weave selection...and quite frankly, the dregs of the spray tan girl and make up artist selection too. Woof!! Why do her sleeves cover her hands? Is it sexy to show your side boob, but cover up your knuckles? It's only 7:25 and this dress is already on my least favorite list...congrats, Kristin Cavallari, you finally topped a list!!

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