You were expecting a photo of Prince Harry and Pippa Lite making out, weren't you? Sorry. Instead you get the most awkwardly posed photo of the senior members of the British Royal Family. Could they look any more uncomfortable? They all look like they are on horrible first dates with each other and were forced to take this picture together. Kate may be smiling, but behind those clenched teeth she is sneering at Will in his knickers to not even dare touch her. Charles is just willing his mother to kick the bucket so that he can finally have a real job. Prince Phillip just told a racist joke and Will is trying not to laugh or his date will cut him with her tiara. Camilla is...who the hells cares about Camilla?! Queen Elizabeth is praying silently for a new family who is not so embarrassing. Merry Christmas, England...thank God your taxes continue to support these numbsulls who provide so much amusement for us all!!
Just in case you were wondering...this photo is actually from the annual Diplomatc Reception at Buckingham Palace. This is a private affair and they have never allowed a photographer to capture any images of the event. Now we know why. #awkwardfamilyphotos
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