Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Justin Bieber is Cold

It's lonely at the top...and apparently freezing cold. Justin Bieber, who has been looking more and more like Jeffrey Dahmer these days, put on his finest fur for an outing in Northern Nunavut...wait, what? What's that you say? He wasn't in the arctic circle? He was in West Hollywood? Hmm, well...turns out he put his finest fur on for a trip to a bar in chilly California.

Rest assure that no exotic animals were killed to make this jacket. It is clearly made from the teddy bears and other stuffed animals, puppies, and kittens that are gifted to Justin from all the awful, screechy, crying fans that he hates.

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