Well, color me surprised! Despite spending approximately a half century strutting around in tight pants, Mick Jagger's sperm count is still high enough to fertilize an egg to form an embryo which went on to become a live human baby. Mick is surprised too. The news left him with his mouth agape. It's a look that says "Shit, more child support!" It appears that this 73 year old man who has fathered SEVEN prior to this one still hasn't figured out how procreation works. Let's educate shall we?
PopCrush Theorem of Gold-Diggery:
Rich sperm + poor ova = wealthy baby with a set for life mother and a senior citizen for a father.
See, it's easy! What's not easy is understanding Mick's crazy family tree. It hurts my brain a bit, especially since his new baby born 1 day ago is already a GREAT UNCLE to his half-sister's grandson (who happens to be just one month older than his own uncle). Mind blown!!!
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