Last week, I established that Tori Spelling is broke. What is the most rational thing a person with no money and no income can do? Get knocked up!!! Babies actually = income when you are a celebrity. She's already selling stories to magazines and photo opportunities to paparazzi. Mama needs some new hair extensions and they aren't going to apply themselves. So Tori is now pregnant with a "surprise" 5th baby. Here's where this story takes a very sick and twisted turn...because getting pregnant for money isn't at all abnormal. Tori almost died from pregnancy complications while pregnant with her fourth child, with whom she was impregnated only a few months after giving birth to her 3rd child. Tori was found to have placenta previa (placenta covering the cervix) and was ound hemorrhaging by her second child and rushed to the hospital and almost lost the baby and ended up on months of bed rest...during which her sex craved husband cheated on her. During all of this her first child was not really accounted for, but I suspect he was lying low and trying to find a new family to adopt him. A reasonable couple would have thrown in the fertility towel after having 2 babies within one year and having almost died from one of them. I think I remember reading at some point that they couldn't actually afford a vascectomy, so there's that. This whole story just strengthens the truth of the following statements: 1. Dysfunctional people actually ovulate either more frequently or from both ovaries at once, which makes them more likely to get pregnant. 2. Dean McDermott is trying to legally murder his wife.
Friday, October 7, 2016
Dean is trying to murder Tori
Last week, I established that Tori Spelling is broke. What is the most rational thing a person with no money and no income can do? Get knocked up!!! Babies actually = income when you are a celebrity. She's already selling stories to magazines and photo opportunities to paparazzi. Mama needs some new hair extensions and they aren't going to apply themselves. So Tori is now pregnant with a "surprise" 5th baby. Here's where this story takes a very sick and twisted turn...because getting pregnant for money isn't at all abnormal. Tori almost died from pregnancy complications while pregnant with her fourth child, with whom she was impregnated only a few months after giving birth to her 3rd child. Tori was found to have placenta previa (placenta covering the cervix) and was ound hemorrhaging by her second child and rushed to the hospital and almost lost the baby and ended up on months of bed rest...during which her sex craved husband cheated on her. During all of this her first child was not really accounted for, but I suspect he was lying low and trying to find a new family to adopt him. A reasonable couple would have thrown in the fertility towel after having 2 babies within one year and having almost died from one of them. I think I remember reading at some point that they couldn't actually afford a vascectomy, so there's that. This whole story just strengthens the truth of the following statements: 1. Dysfunctional people actually ovulate either more frequently or from both ovaries at once, which makes them more likely to get pregnant. 2. Dean McDermott is trying to legally murder his wife.
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