Lindsay Lohan has had a busy week. The professional yacht person (aka prostitute)* first ripped off part of her ring finger while "yachting". I suspect what really happened was that Lindsay got mouthy and her "boyfriend" chopped the end of her finger right off as a punishment. Here's the general formula for figuring out the truth of what LL is saying- take whatever garbage that is coming out of her mouth and multiply it by the worst case scenario that you can make up in your mind, divide by two, add some coke and adderall, subtract dignity and wholesomeness and there you have it...the truth! I used this formula to determine that her Jon cut of her finger. See, it works!!!
While in Turkey, recovering from her wounds, Lindsay took some time off from her never ending vacation to do some charity work. She spent time with some Syrian refugees and gave them some presents that she 100% could not afford to purchase on her own. Curiously, I found some pictures of Lindsay from 1 year ago with the same family. Are these people really refugees? I would not put it past LL to use a random family to pose with every year as a way to pretend to be charitable. It looks so posed and arranged to me. She's pretending to be Angelina Jolie. I don't buy her charity for one hot minute #cynical. Last year's photo below, this year's photo above.
*When you see a celebrity who spends most of her time yachting or in the middle east and her name is not Beyonce, assume that person is a getting paid to sleep with/spend time with a wealthy, older man. See also Tara Reid.
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