You may not know this about Mariah Carey, but she owns Christmas. "No, No, Beth" you say, "Santa own's Christmas. Doi, everyone knows that." Oh you guys are so sweet and naive. Nope, Mariah Carey purchased the rights to Christmas in the 90s with the royalties from "All I Want For Christmas is You". Now she owns it and part of her ownership agreement allows her to perform at the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting special each year and to dress like a slutty Mrs. Claus for the entire month of December. But now, it looks like Mariah needs more holidays. One is not enough for our special butterfly, so she's naturally taken over Halloween. Because #sluttycostumes. Of course she skipped right over Thanksgiving. Mimi doesn't ever want to be associated with eating food or fat turkeys. Mariah had a Halloween party this weekend- 2 weeks early so she could be the first. She dressed as her favorite Halloween character: A slutty flying devil. She's throwing some major shade at that skinny girl playing the piano. I'm sure she was thrown out shortly after this photo was taken. Mariah doesn't allow for people to be skinnier than her in her presence. Always the philanthropist, Mariah hired her ex-husband, Nick Cannon, to DJ at the party AND look after her kids. Mariah is a slutty flying devil with a heart of gold.
Monday, October 24, 2016
Mariah has a new holiday
You may not know this about Mariah Carey, but she owns Christmas. "No, No, Beth" you say, "Santa own's Christmas. Doi, everyone knows that." Oh you guys are so sweet and naive. Nope, Mariah Carey purchased the rights to Christmas in the 90s with the royalties from "All I Want For Christmas is You". Now she owns it and part of her ownership agreement allows her to perform at the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting special each year and to dress like a slutty Mrs. Claus for the entire month of December. But now, it looks like Mariah needs more holidays. One is not enough for our special butterfly, so she's naturally taken over Halloween. Because #sluttycostumes. Of course she skipped right over Thanksgiving. Mimi doesn't ever want to be associated with eating food or fat turkeys. Mariah had a Halloween party this weekend- 2 weeks early so she could be the first. She dressed as her favorite Halloween character: A slutty flying devil. She's throwing some major shade at that skinny girl playing the piano. I'm sure she was thrown out shortly after this photo was taken. Mariah doesn't allow for people to be skinnier than her in her presence. Always the philanthropist, Mariah hired her ex-husband, Nick Cannon, to DJ at the party AND look after her kids. Mariah is a slutty flying devil with a heart of gold.
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