Stuff that Happened this week

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1. Last week Kayne West had the sads because Jay-Z isn't a good friend these days. Well, it turns out that the reason why Jay-Z has been showing him the cold shoulder is because of Beyonce. Looks like Kanye has 99 problems and the Bey is one. Queen Bey has nothing in common with Kim and doesn't want to hang out with her. I mean, Kim has to take her OWN selfies, while Bey has her own film crew documenting every second of her life. Kim has to archive her photos on instagram or snapchat, whereas Beyonce has her own hermetically sealed chamber in her home where she archives all of her photos and film. So basically the only difference these two have is that Beyonce's vanity is waaaay more high class than Kim's

 2. Tom Cruise has a new woman. She is British and apparently totally "normal." If by normal you mean, super into a guy who wears lifts in his shoes and totally down with being hooked up to computers for hours in a dark room while being brainwashed into religious submission, then ya...she's is just like me and you.

A photo posted by Keith Urban (@keithurban) on Oct 26, 2016 at 2:26pm PDT

3. The other day I posted that there were rumors about a possible break up between Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. Well, my tears whet the palate of the angels of matrimony which made their taste buds sing into the ears of Keith Urban who posted a photo on Instagram to let me know that all was ok at Casa Urbman. That makes zero sense, but it titilates all of the senses.

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4. Here is Tara Reid's Halloween costume. You will never be able to unsee this. Sorry.