Let's be honest. Casper Smart is the Douche Bag of the Year. There is nothing not douchey about him. His face, his hair (or lack there of it- he look douchey bald too), his clothes, his goddamn sunglasses in a press line. DOUCHE BAG!!! Let's add one more qualifier to this list...homeboy gold-digger cheated on his main piece, J.Lo...more than once!!!! Jesus!!!! He apparently cheated on her two years ago, but because she has a soft spot for homely men who treat her poorly (I'm looking at you Mark Anthony), she forgave him. After the second round of infidelities, J.Lo finally wised up and kicked his sorry ass out. God, that's so depressing for her. She is gorgeous, has an amazing body, rich, doesn't seem like a total asshole, but there has to be something wrong with her synapses, because she has the absolute worst taste in men. When Ben Affleck is your BEST ex, you may need to do some serious course correction with your choice of boyfriend.
Now that J.Lo is single again though, let's find her a new guy...
1. Back with Ben. He's a hot mess too, but they were AWESOME together.
2. Brad...I don't think she's kinky enough to follow up crazy Angie.
3. Prince Harry. He needs a cougar, she needs to be in the Royal family. Perfect. Imagine J.Lo and Kate as sisters-in-laws!!??!??
4. A rich, attractive tech guy- do they make those?
5. Jake Gyllenhall
6. Drake. Sexy. Yes.
7. Jamie Foxx, but he's maybe with Kate...
8. OMG...just thought of this...TOM CRUISE!!!!! YESSSSSSSSS. However, it will never happen bc J.Lo is best friends with Leah Rimini who Tom Cruise would rather see murdered than see in real life, so there is zero percent chance they would ever hook up.
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