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This is Joe Jonas. He felt the need to talk about losing his virginity on Reddit. As you know, the Jonas brothers were all about holding onto their V-cards really tight when they were youngsters just starting out in the biz. We all know how declaring abstinence until marriage goes, just ask Britney Spears (cough...not well...cough). Joe told a story that he trashed his roommate's room looking for a condom when he was 20 and ready to finally participate in sexay times. Here's the story...

 I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley. You can probably just Google it. It's pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is. It's quite the great story because I didn't have any condoms, so I went to our drummer, Jack's room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them. Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids.

Snore. What a boring story, right?  It's like he took it right out of an episode of 90210 the College Years. Picture David trashing Steve's room to find a condom when it was finally time to de-virginize Donna. Steve calls the cops and hijinks ensue. The most amazing part of this whole story is that a man who has faithfully worn tight jeans for years and years can still get an erection. I'd figure that his ejection mechanism would have been squeezed to death by all that restrictive denim. And if you are wondering who Ashley is...it's Ashley Greene, of Twilight fame, who will now forever be known as the woman who holds Joe Jonas's V-card.