I don't know much about Melania Trump. I have no idea how she spends her days. I hardly know what her voice sounds like. I have no idea if she is well read and educated or a superficial airhead, quick witted or daft, Republican or Democrat. Melania is only allowed to exist quietly in the world of Donald Trump. She is his pretty-faced, seen and not heard counterpart. Ivanka is the woman in his life who gets thrust to the forefront. She is allowed to be interviewed and to give sound bites, but not Melania. So when Melania wore a $1,100 bright pink, pussy-bow style Gucci shirt last night, the internet collectively wondered if this was on purpose or not? Is Melania that thoughtful to troll us all? If not her, then someone in the Trump camp? This is the woman who plagiarized Michelle Obama's speech at the RNC a few months ago. She may have her own original thoughts, but she is most certainly not allowed to express them. The Trump camp said that it wasn't intentional, but I trust only about 1% that Trump and his people say, so I'm not so sure that I buy that.
So let's get back to the possibility that this is a troll. I'm going to create a truthful scenario in my head of how this all came to be. Here it goes...The audio of Trump proliferating rape culture is made public. Already physically disgusted by her husband, Melania can take no more, this is the final straw. She publicly denounces his comments, but is forced to twist it into a positive spin or they will put her into "the hole" again, like that time she asked Donald to update his hair style and trim is eyebrows. Wanting retribution, Melania pulls out her favorite pink shirt with the pussy bow so she can let the world know that she is sick of her husband constantly grabbing her genitalia without her permission, underneath she wears her favorite t-shirt (see below). During the debate she paints on her best vacant, dead-eyed smile all while plotting her escape from her vile husband. Yes, that all sounds about right. #onecandream
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