Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Justin Bieber is not cute anymore.

Well, Bieber fans, this is what happens to your favorite pop star's face when you scream and cheer and hound and obsess too much. Poor Bieber is tired. He's stressed. You love him too much. You want too much of him. You screech too loudly during his concerts. You are stressing him out. He now looks like Napoleon Dynamite with an Uncle Rico hair cut and it's all your fault.

Justin has a horrible personality and is a monster douche bag, but he always had his looks. With enough duck tape and whiskey, I could have considered him as a celebrity cheat. But now he has no redeemable qualities and I will officially blame his fans for this. Thanks for nothing, you shrill Beliebers or whatever you call yourselves these days.

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