Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Grandmother- in-law-of-the-sister-of-the-bridezilla

Pippa Middleton is engaged to be married a homely, rich, Brit named James Matthews. The anticipated wedding date is sometimes in the spring or early summer of next year. Since Pippa and her tight buns were such amazing helpers at Kate's wedding, it only seems natural that Kate and her tight buns would get to help out at Pippa's as the matron of honor.
NOT SO FAST!!! Queen Lizzie don't like that. Not one bit. Lizzie knows that this is going to be a spectacle with lots of hangers on attending. She definitely does not want Kate, the future Queen of England, working as Pippa's maid on her wedding day. I'm sure when it was brought up, Queen Lizzie gave a quick "Aw, HELLS NO" in her poshest British accent. She has also apparently shot down any member of the royal family other than Will and Kate attending the wedding. That includes little George and Charlotte. Future Kings don't bear rings for others. Future Kings have their rings KISSED by others. Sorry, George and Charlotte- you will have to have a dance party to Love Shack all by your selves and pretend you are drunk at a wedding reception like the rest of us.

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