Tony Bennett has LOTS to be thankful for

Tony Bennett's young wife has to wait yet another day to be a rich widow. She came close on Thanksgiving, but it just wasn't her time to cash her check her local Gold Diggers Bank branch. Old Tony was riding along on a float with Miss Piggy in the Macy's Parade, innocently singing a Christmas carol, and pretending that he wasn't having a stroke. The float hit a bump (that wasn't a large rock put there on purpose by Mrs. Bennett) and Tony's poor, stiff body almost flew right off onto the street. He would have been a goner had it not been for the heroic Miss Piggy who caught him with her strong puppet arm. You can't make this shit up...half dead Tony was saved by a puppet pig. This also marks the second time this month that I have written about Tony Bennett on this blog...celebrity gossip must be slow this month...geez!!