Stuff That Happened This Week...

1. Mick Jagger fathered his 8th baby and he was named Deveraux Octavian Basil. This tells me that Mick and his baby mama are big fans of The Golden Girls, having eight kids, and pesto. Me too...well at least two of those three things!














2. I'm sure 95% of my readers don't care, but Christie Brinkley went on a date with David Foster (and his giant ego) recently. I hope Christie is knows what she's getting herself into with David Foster...a man who expects his wife to be his servant, who is accustomed to having his produced organized perfectly in a giant refrigerator, and who presumably has Andrea Bocelli living in his closet. David should be very cautious about getting involved with a lady who is from Long Island. Lyme disease is RAMPANT
there and as we know, David Foster has no time for that shit.

3. While you were eating ALL the Christmas cookies, Giselle was speaking sweat Portuguese words of nothing to her perfect ass.