Friday, October 21, 2016

Justin Bieber is a dink.


Above is a real photo of real human women fawning over a wax sculpture of Justin Bieber at Madame Tussard's in London. They struck this pose just after doing a dance number in front of him.
I'm sure it's pretty identical to an actual Bieber concert. A sweaty, waxy, dead eyed Justin stands there while people dance around him. He's been on his Purpose World Tour now since what seems like 2010. This was supposed to be his salvation tour, his come back. He was naughty, but now he is nice. He wasn't sorry, but now he is. Justin is clearly over it and could give two shitakes if he has any fans by the time this tour is complete (its anticipated culmination is sometime in mid 2019).  Earlier this week Justin told fans that they were "obnoxious" because they were screaming throughout the whole concert. Last night he told fans to stay as quiet as possible during a few of his ballads and then got pissed when people were yelling as he was trying to talk. JESUS, does he think he's doing a poetry reading at his local Barnes and Nobel or is he playing pop music to 13 year olds at a sold out stadium? He's really the biggest dink right? I know lots of 20 something former pop stars who would do anything to be on a 17 year world tour. Aaron Carter will happily take your place in a heartbeat, you little, whiny, baby. He needs to just quietly retire. Sorry, Friends to the North, but he's all yours and you can take him back now.

If you want to read a FABULOUS article about Bieber, Caity Weaver (who is hilarious by the way...) wrote an interesting and very observant piece about him for GQ Magazine. CLICK HERE to read.

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