Monday, October 3, 2016

Rich Poor People

Tori Spelling and her husband, Dean CreepySmile, are broke. They are famous and do famous people thing like stand in front of walls on red carpets and have their photos taken by the press. They seem to go to a lot of things...except work. I'm sure they get a small amount of money for showing up, but come on, who is really sitting around thinking..."you know what this party needs to be really special? Tori Spelling and her sex crazed husband. Do you think she's busy today?" By busy do you mean, fashioning great grandmama's heirloom lace tablecloth into a dress, then yes, she's busy. Otherwise, her schedule is wide open. Tori has been in trouble with her credit card company recently. Because despite not having a job, Tori keeps spending money. She owes $38K on her Amex and her most recent payment check of $1000 bounced. They also owed $260K in unpaid taxes from 2014. Does that mean that these two actually had an income that was enough to owe that much in taxes? What in the hell do they do with all their money? They don't own houses, because the internet is always telling me that they are moving to a new rental property. Maybe she still gets some royalties for 90210 reruns. I'm sure they aren't living off royalties from Dean's run as the host of Chopped Canada. I will never stopped being confused by how famous people who don't work manage to not live in cardboard boxes.

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