Monday, October 17, 2016

Nifty Fifty

Girl, it's time to take that Luke Perry poster down, because you officially have the face of a 50 year old on your bedroom wall. I'm talking to you Karyn Agosto (aka my sister).  Yes, Dylan McKay has officially turned fifty and you have officially turned old. I bet he doesn't look so cool driving around in his Porsche wearing his baja shirt on his way to his favorite surf spot. I can see why Brenda loved him so much, he did have a gorgeous face...he's still handsome now. But man, if you watch old 90210 episodes you realize that he was so PUNY. Why did everyone think he was such a scary, tough guy? He barely weight a buck fifteen?!

Sadly, if Dylan is 50, it means that AHHHndrea Zuckerman must be filling out her paperwork for medicare at this very moment. Girlfriend was pushing 30 while she working the beat for the West Beverly Blaze. (Actually per a quick google search, she is 55..so pretty close).

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