Monday, October 17, 2016

Lohan Nightclub

Lindsay Lohan has created quite the nice life for herself in Greece. All she has to do is have sex with Greek and Russian men and they give her money. Sometimes they but off her fingers, but it's totally worth it in the end. Did I say that? Yes I did. LL's most recent venture is a part "owner" of a nightclub in Greece creatively called "Lohan Nightclub". PS- that's a horrible name. Lindsay doesn't actually own the nightclub at all. Her Greek restauranteur pal, Dennis Papageorgiou, is the owner. LL just gets part of the back end for making appearances and using her name on the sign to draw people to the club (so they can get a front row seat to view the shitstorm that is LL).  The Lohan Nightclub Facebook page has 5/5 stars by 42 reviewers (who are probably all fake profiles that Lindsay created during a coke binge).  There is no better place for a person with drug and alcohol abuse issues to work than a nightclub- great choice, Lindsay!!

Here is a video of Lindsay using all of her public relations skills to address the crowd of people who actually paid money to be in her club on the opening night. Stay classy, Lindsay.

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