Monday, October 3, 2016

Sacre Bleu!!!

Kim Kardashian is in Paris this week for Paris Fashion week wearing a coat as a bra and a shirt and boots as pants. But that's not what I'm "sacre bleu'ing". What all the excitement is about is that in the middle of the night last night, Kim was held at gunpoint, tied up in her bathroom, and robbed of millions of dollars worth of jewelery. Aydios Mio!! Oops, wrong language. It was reported last night that Kanye walked off the stage in the middle of his concert in New York citing a "family emergency." Kim's spokesperson then reported that Kim had been robbed. Jinkies! Kim's had a rough go at it in Paris. Late last week a crazy man tried to literally kiss her ass but got the beat down by her body guard (Click Here to see the video). On Sunday night when this all went down, her body guard was with her sisters at a club. No good dead goes unpunished, Kim, don't lend out your security detail to your family. The masked intruders were apparently dressed like police officers and held the concierge of Kim's rental apartment at gunpoint. They stole her jewelery and phones, but left her ugly boots and all of the overpriced sweatsuits that Kanye had designed.

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