Friday, October 21, 2016

Who's your Daddy?

While Prince Harry was innocently doing his job of laying a wreath and looking somber (number two on the prince job description right after smiling and posing in front of things and right before making awkward small talk with rooms full of people) he was presented with a small red headed child who clearly was his. Harry immediately argued it couldn't possibly be his because no Windsor male ever had that much hair on his head. However, the child refuted this claim by speaking with a posh accent, showing off his mad polo skills, and making an inappropriate joke about Nazis. Checkmate. Harry took him by the hand, stuck him in the back seat of his Land Rover, and brought him home to meet his Granny the Queen. And they lived happily ever after.

In other Hot Harry news, he recorded a video for Heads Together, a charity he runs with Will and Kate to bring awareness about mental illness. Watch the whole thing to hear his cute little giggle at the end. Giggle + Posh accent + Ginger = too much for my heart to handle. Call me, Harry.

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