Friday, September 16, 2016

Kate Takes Canada Part Deux


YOU GUYS!!! Guess what's coming up next week??!!! Will and Kate head to Canada, which means I get to spend every day on tour with them as the official PopCrush Royal Canadian Tour Correspondent. I'll be your eyes and ears on the ground, regurgitating photos and stories from all of my favorite websites.

What's also exciting is that Little Prince George and Princess Charlotte will be along for the ride. I can't wait to see little George scowl and scamper and clomp his way around Canada like the little hellacious scamp that he is.

Interestingly, the papers (ok, one paper- the dailymail) is already pitting Kate against the First Lady of Canada, Sophie Gregorie-Trudeau in a style showdown. Because dressing cute must be a battle that only one woman can win. Can't they just both look awesome and stand around talking about their shoes and lipstick and lives? Must we always pit women against each other? How about we talk instead about a competition of hairlines between Will and Justin Trudeau? Or who can wear the most navy blue suits in one week? Or how about a competition to see which husband gets outshined the most by their beautiful, stylish wife?

Sorry Willy Wales, but Justin has you beat on the head of hair. But don't worry, I have a very strong feeling that you are going to bring out your best navy blue suit and wear the hell out of it at least 5-7 times.

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